Bodily Fluids
Blood, sweat, spit...semen?! That's precisely what some French perfumers wanted this "raw" fragrance to evoke. Points for creativity, but we'll pass on any product with secretions in its name.
A Whopper
Mmm, this Burger King body spray really captures the essence of flame-broiled meat.
Play-Doh
This scent is all fun and games until you realize you smell like a nursery-schooler.
Marijuana
Do not inhale: This smells awfully similar to that suspicious odor that was constantly wafting from your college neighbors' apartment.
Blue Cheese
Sorry, manufacturers of this product, but the following conversation will never, ever take place: "Oooh, who is wearing that deliciously moldy scent?" "Oh, that's me! Doesn't it smell amazing?" "Yes! And sort of like curdled milk, but more pungent! I need to buy some immediately!"
Va-jay-jay
Leaving us speechless: Vulva Original. We don't want to think about what it smells like.
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