Russell Brand Gives The Best "No Comment" Response About His Divorce!

Russell Brand, of course, has been hounded by divorce questions over the past for weeks. Understandably, this has got to be a bit annoying for him — hell, Katy Perry has basically been in hiding!
Luckily, Brand has his sense of humor to fall back on, and a whole bunch of stuff that Kurt Vonnegut has written:

"Well I suppose what you're doing is you're making the mistake of seeing time as linear. The brilliant American author Kurt Vonnegut, he'll tell ya that if you imagine reality as experienced simultaneously, events become redundant.
"I don't want to further celebrate the overly elaborate, brittle plastic structures of nonsense that are constantly fired into our minds to distract us from what's really important. So if I'd done something actually newsworthy… then I'd cover it. But if it was just more laquered nonsense, designed to distract us from truth, then I would wisely ignore it."

Ha! What a perfect response for him!
Honestly, after hearing that, we can't think of any other way Russell Brand could respond to questions about Russell Brand's divorce.
We DO hope you guys are doing well, though. Divorces are hard no matter what, and we wish things could have worked out!