Real Housewives of "New York" star Cindy Barshop, creates the wig for your nether region

The first line is called the Foxy Bikini, in which the bikini line is waxed bare and replaced with a pubic wig made from real fox fur. They come in a variety of colors ... including traditional pink! 

For those who desire a more festive flower -- Cindy also offers the Carnivale Bikini ... in which the pubic region is decorated with feathers in a variety of colors! 

 "Foxy Bikini"

"Carnivale Bikini"

How does having bits of fox fur stuck all over your pubic area sound? Or what about feathers instead? Well now, regardless of your preferred dead animal, you can have your very own festive temporary merkin. Cindy Barshop, the woman behind both "vajewels" and "vatoos," is now offering services called "Foxy Bikini" and "Carnivale Bikini" at her chain of Completely Bare spas.


The "Foxy Bikini," which will run you $140 in addition to any other service, is up top, and the "Carnivale Bikini," which rings in at a more modest $110, is below. Our main question, however, isn't about the price. It's this: with feathers in that area, how do you walk around or wear clothes? It doesn't seem like you'd ever make it to the bedroom, because you wouldn't be able to put your pants back on. And forget wearing a body-con dress or special lingerie; you'd have quills poking out and making weird shapes. Both designs are all natural (that's right, some poor little fox died for your crotch) and last a minimum of three days. What you do with the materials after that, however, is really up to you.