Girl Can Pronounce Any Word Backwards In Less Than 3 Seconds

The ipoo Toilet lol

 A toilet that combines the functional elegance of Apple products with something you poop in. 


Created by designer and programmer Milos Paripovic, this concept for a sleek toilet is meant to play on the (rather tired) joke about the cost of Apple products. In his own words, “This toilet has exactly the same function as any other toilet and costs only twice as much for the same performance[.]” 


I disagree. If Apple were to make a toilet, it would surely cost an arm and a leg but it would be the most satisfying toilet experience imaginable.

Women better at parking than men

Covert surveillance of car parks across Britain has shown that women are better at parking than men.

The study, one of the most comprehensive ever conducted on gender driving differences, found that women were more likely to leave their vehicles in the middle of a bay.

Women were also found to be better at finding spaces, more accurate in lining themselves up before starting each manoeuvre, and more likely to adopt instructors' preferred method of reversing into bays.

Men were shown to be more skilled at driving forwards into spaces and more confident overall, with fewer opting to reposition their car once in a bay.

But once all the elements were taken into account, women were ranked first with a total score of 13.4 out of 20, compared to 12.3 points achieved by men.

Neil Beeson, a professional driving instructor who devised the experiment, described the results as "surprising".

Mr Beeson, who has recently appeared on the ITV show Last Chance Driving School, said: "In my experience men have always been the best learners and usually performed better in lessons.

"However, it's possible that women have retained the information better. The results also appear to dispel the myth that men have better spatial awareness than women.

"It shows that us men need to give our partners more respect when it comes to parking. The facts don't lie."

Crazy Inventions

When you want that pants falling down look

The baby mop

Shoe umbrella ... this could work. lol!

When you are just too lazy to stand up.

Adulterous couple dramatically stuck together during intercourse

A 44-year-old Harare man was dramatically fixed to a 38-year-old married woman during sexual intercourse.

The couple are rigidly attached together through their private parts and the woman’s husband is said to be holding the secret of this episode that has stunned local police and the neighborhood of Zimre Park Ruwa, Harare where they both stay in their respective houses. At the time of going to Press, the couple had been stuck for 48 hours. Commentators said medical science cannot intervene as it would mean cutting off the man’s penis and could endanger the lives of both of them.

Police and eyewitnesses said the man who remains stuck to the woman is a local businessman and has been pleading for help promising to pay large sums of money to anyone who could unbolt him from the married woman. The businessman is also married, it was said. It is unclear whether his wife has been informed.

Sources said police rung up the woman’s husband last night but had not indicated when he would arrive in Harare, instead saying he was busy at work and needed to apply for an annual leave from his employers first, a process that can take days.

Sources claim that word reached the woman’s husband in South Africa that she was being unfaithful to him. It is said the man then came down to Zimbabwe recently and sought a traditional healer to provide him with "mubobobo" a common Shona traditional muti to trap an unfaithful wife.

Usually, to be unbolted the husband demands a herd of up to five cows.

“The stuck man has even been promising people new cars if they could help him. He is pleading with anyone who goes to see them in that position. Its really a shameful scene, “ source who have visited the stuck couple said.

Man orders prostitute, daughter arrives

BULAWAYO, Zimbabwe, A Zimbabwean man who called for a prostitute to come to his hotel room said he collapsed to the floor when his daughter showed up.Father-of-three Titus Ncube of Bulawayo said he called for a prostitute to come to the hotel room in which he was staying while having marital problems and was shocked when his 20-year-old daughter arrived, the British tabloid the Mirror reported Friday.

Ncube said he collapsed to floor upon recognizing his daughter, who quickly fled, crying.

"I am sorry for what I did," Ncube said. "I spoke to my wife and daughter. I apologized for my actions as I just wanted my family back. My daughter has stopped doing what she was doing and is going back to school next year. My marital problems are not over, but we have a counselor who is helping us to get over this most difficult period."

Ncube’s wife, Rosemary, agreed their marriage was troubled.

"If it were not for my children, I could have divorced him a long time ago. But because of the trauma that divorce has on children, I decided to stay," she said.

My Wife Wants To Kill Me With Sex- Man Tells Judge

Daniel Olufumilayo, a 39-year old man, has accused his wife of plotting to kill him with sex in order to inherit his property. 

He said his wife usually demanded as many as eight rounds of sex before the break of dawn.

The divorce-seeking father of two stated this in a divorce suit he filed against his wife at an Agege Customary Court, Lagos, Southwest Nigeria.

He told the court that his wife is so crazy about sex to the extent that she always demanded forseven or eight rounds of it every night.

He added that in his entire life, he has never met a woman like his wife when it comes to hunger for sex.

“My wife can never be satisfied sexually. Her plan was to kill me with her excessive demand for sex so that she can inherit my property,” he said.

The cobbler claimed that when he could not satisfy her sexually, he had to send her packing so that she can marry another man of her choice.

He also alleged that his wife made his children hawk sachet water and sweets for her on busy roads.

Responding to the allegations levelled against her by her husband as regards her outrageous demand for sex, Zainab said: “Afterall, he could not accuse me of infidelity. I am not a flirt. If he accused me of being a nymphomaniac, it is his headache.

“Sex in marriage is my conjugal right which I think every responsible man must preserve and protect and if I demanded for as much as I want, I have not done anything wrong.”

The petty trader said that she did not know what came over her husband, when he suddenly asked her to pack out of their matrimonial home after the naming ceremony of their last child.

According to her, “Olufumilayo ordered me to vacate our matrimonial home after I gave birth to our last child even though I did not offend him in any way.”

Zainab told the court further that she had to re-marry when, after waiting for two years, hoping that her husband would have a change of mind following efforts by her parents to resolve the matter amicably and reconcile them, failed.

The court, after listening to both parties, dissolved the union, adding that the marital relationship between the estranged couple had broken down completely.

Drunk Guy Vs. Stairs - This is Friggin Crazy!

‘Hoarder’ Kept her 95-year-old Mother’s Body in Florida Storage Unit

A hoarder kept the body of her 95-year-old mother tucked away in a Florida storage unit, and may have done so for nearly 17 years.

The remains of Ann Bunch were found on Thursday in Clearwater, a city just west of Tampa, according to WTSP 10 News.

The elderly woman died of three heart attacks and a paralyzing stroke in 1994, and was set to be buried, her family told the Tampa Bay Times. She was supposed to be laid to rest in Alabama in a blue coffin made specially for her by a grandson.

But the funeral never took place - Bunch's daughter Bobbie Barnett Hancock could not afford the expense of transferring the body.

"My mom was terribly embarrassed about not being able to do it herself and basically swore me to secrecy," Rebecca Fancher told WTSP 10 News.

Fancher could not afford to pay for the storage unit, and that items inside were going to be sold at auction. That’s how authorities discovdered the body.

Fancher is not expected to face criminals charges.

Fancher's ex-husband says Hancock's habit of hoarding was to blame for why she secretly kept her mother's remains hidden away.

"Bobbie had trouble facing the fact that her mother was gone," John Setlow told the Tampa Bay Times.

Fancher said her mom was born at the beginning of the Depression in 1929 and grew up poor in Alabama. This led her to develop a "compulsion" to obtain things and keep them.

"She couldn't stand things being wasted," she told the newspaper.

According to Setlow, Hancock "was a Class A hoarder."

Hancock's home, which she shared with her daughter, was declared unihabitable in 2010, the Tampa Bay Times reported. It was discovered to be filled with trash and infested with bugs and animals.

As for Bunch, her remains have been taken to a chapel where they are being kept until arrangements can be made for them to be buried, or cremated.

London Girl Attempts To Look Like Beyonce [Pic]. Gets plastic surgery to make it happen. Looks more like Mike Tyson`s old punching bag.

Kinect-controlled electric skateboard

Chaotic Moons Labs is showing a motorized longboard controlled by a combination of Kinect and a Samsung Windows 8 tablet at CES 2012. Affectionately called the "Board of Awesomeness," the off-road skateboard uses video, voice, gestures, accelerometers, and localization data to ascertain the rider's intentions and accelerate or slow down, as shown in the video. The tablet does all the data processing and is used to turn the board on and off and adjust the top speed which can reach 32mph. It's 2012 and we don't have hover boards, but maybe this will do until they arrive.

How It Works : To get started, users hop on the board and raise their hands to trigger the Kinect. When users see a red dot on their hands, it's time to roll. Pushing the hands forward makes the Board of Awesomeness speed up while pulling the hands back make it slow down or stop. Hand movement left to right creates turns.

Funny, Funny, Funny....lol check out this girl! She keeps her eyes open while sneezing lol. Her face = priceless!

No one knows the reason you close your eyes when you sneeze. There are many possibilities. Some people think it is to protect your eyes from flying goop. Most doctors think that it is still a reflex, or we just can’t help it.

    Sneezing is very good for you and your body because it removes things from your body like bacteria and germs. It also is good because it keeps the tubes that carry the air from your nose to the lungs healthy. Sneezing makes your nose clear when you have a cold. If you used to hate sneezing, then I hope this has changed your mind.

North Korea threatens to punish mobile-phone users as 'war criminals'

Kim Jong-il died on December 17 after suffering a heart attack thatNorth Korean media has reported was brought on by overwork. He was 69.


North Korea has warned that any of its citizens caught trying to defect to China or using mobile phones during the 100-day mourning period for Kim Jong-il will be branded as "war criminals" and punished accordingly. 

Woman Wants to Marry Seattle Building

A Seattle community rights activist is going to the extreme to try and save a building in her neighborhood: she’s marrying it.

Babylonia Aivaz has invited the Seattle public to attend what she calls the “gay wedding” to the building on Sunday. The building is an abandoned warehouse that is in the process of being demolished, according to ABC affiliate KOMO. Aivaz hopes to save the space for a community center.

“Yes, I’m in love with a 107 year old building! Yes, ITS A GAY MARRIAGE! How is that possible? Well there must obviously be a deeper story,” Aivaz wrote on her Facebook invitation to the wedding.

In December, Avaiz and 16 others held a protest at the building, circling around the property and linking arms to fight for dedicated community space, according to the report. The warehouse is slated to be demolished and turned into a mixed-use apartment building.

But Aivaz wanted to go further.

“If corporations can have the rights as people, so can buildings,” Aivaz told KOMO. “I’m doing this to show the building how much I love it, how much I love community space and how much I love this neighborhood. And I want to stop it from gentrification.”

When demolition work began on the building this week, days ahead of the planned wedding, Aivaz went to the site of the work and changed into her wedding dress, climbing on equipment to draw attention to the cause.

She said the wedding would go on as planned Sunday.

Canadian dwarf-tossing contest stirs controversy

A dwarf-tossing contest scheduled for Saturday at a Windsor, Ontario bar has generated heated controversy but local authorities say there is no law to prevent it.

Barry Maroon, manager of Leopard's Lounge and Broil, told the Canadian Broadcasting Corp. he saw no problem with the contest and even claimed he had been getting calls from little people anxious to attend.

He also said any human projectiles would wear protection and would not be in any danger.

But othersagreed with Jamie Danforth of Windsor -- the father in a family of four dwarfs -- who called it "ignorance at its highest level" in an email to the CBC.

"It is insane that in today's society we still have this going on," he said. "I don't need my daughters thinking this is the type of thing they have to be subjected to. We wouldn't throw the elderly or people in wheelchairs."

City councilor Ron Jones, contacted by a local resident trying to stop the event, told the Windsor Star, "there's nothing provincially and no bylaws here that would prevent this from going on."

He added that the dwarf to be tossed had his own agent.

"A person has a right to make a living," Jones said. "If this person being tossed was being tossed against his will, then it's a human rights issue and I'd be all over it."

The scheduled toss comes just weeks after actor Peter Dinklage, while accepting his Golden Globe for "A Game of Thrones," mentioned Martin Henderson, a fellow dwarf who was seriously injured last fall in England when he was picked up and dropped in an attack at a pub.

Windsor, in the Canadian province of Ontario, is just across the Detroit River from Detroit, Michigan.

An eBayer is selling a copy of the classic novel Moby Dick which he typed onto a set of toilet rolls for £650

The American seller - who goes by the name 'The_Heppcat' - claims he was challenged by a friend to write a book on a loo roll after joking that they should come with instructions.


And he's only decided to put them up for auction now in a bid to prove his end of the deal. The seller explained: 'My friend and I once joked that toilet paper should have instructions printed on them for certain people.


'One day, the conversation grew from there and turned into a wager that I couldn't (or wouldn't) be able to type out a novel on toilet paper.'

The 1851 book, which tells the story a sailor hunting a giant sperm whale, was meticulously typed out on 'clean' 2-ply toilet rolls. Described by the seller as a 'mod oddity', the works of art have been stored in a box in a cool, dry place for the last ten years, in typical eBay style.


He goes on to say they're in good condition and have 'been handled very gingerly and infrequently.' The auction runs off in 12 hours and so far the quirky toilet paper has has no bidders.

Say hello to Gizmo...my newly adopted puppy :) Yay!

Thank you SPCA Antigonish. Gizmo will have a great home and an awesome sister (sister below)

(Our Little Gizmie :) She Cant Wait To Meet Her New Brother Gizmo)

Teen warned over chicken nugget diet

A Birmingham teenager has been warned about her diet - after eating nothing but chicken nuggets since the age of two.

Stacey Irvine, 17, who has never touched greens or fruit, is recovering at home after collapsing and being rushed to hospital.

Doctors put her on a course of vitamins after diagnosing her as suffering from anaemia and swollen veins in her tongue, reports The Sun.

Miss Irvine, of Castle Vale, said: "I am starting to realise this is really bad for me."

The only variation in her diet apart from fries is the occasional slice of toast for breakfast - and crisps.

She added: "I first tasted chicken nuggets when my mum took me to McDonald's when I was two. I loved them so much they were all I would eat.

"I just couldn't face even trying other foods. Mum gave up giving me anything else years ago."

Her mother Evonne, 39, said she had tried starving Stacey to get her to try other foods but to no avail.

She admitted: "I'm at my wit's end. It breaks my heart to see her eating those damned nuggets... But she says she can't eat anything else."

G-string wedding dress makes debut

The revealing outfit - which one could hardly call a dress - was sent down the runway of Berlin fashion week yesterday as part of Kaviar Gauche's latest bridal collection.

The Berlin-based designers behind the fashion brand, Alexandra Fischer-Röhler and Johanna Kühl, are known as the mavericks of the bridal design world and their latest ensemble proved they're not afraid to push the boundaries.

The outfit is made up of a thong and bra top joined by a few diminutive strips of fabric. It has been described as the wedding dress that will make "the whole congregation blush".

But the duo ensured the risque number still gave a nod to centuries of tradition, choosing "virginal" white as the colour and as including a "modesty" veil, which shrouds the bride's entire body.

The pair have been creating bridal couture since the inception of their label in 2003, but this barely-there design is by far the least, um, conventional gown they've ever sent down the catwalk.

Website helps spurned lovers sell gifts

A new website has been set up to help people dispose of unwanted gifts from relationships that have gone bad.

Annabel Acton, 28, from New York, created neverlikeditanyway.comafter her own romance fell apart days before Christmas, reports the Daily Telegraph.

Miss Acton, originally from Australia, had two tickets to London, as well as artwork and jewellery she did not want to wear anymore, so set up the website to sell it on.

"All this pathetic 'Better to have loved and lost than never to have loved at all' was sappy. I wanted something spunky," Miss Acton told the New York Post.

"I wanted it to be irreverent like 'Sex in the City,' or like what would happen if Beyoncé got dumped, what would she do about it.

"They need to move on and not cry in a pile of tissues, eating ice cream."

Items for sale include designer wedding dresses, wedding and engagement rings and even wedding packages from couples who didn't make it to the altar.

Sellers list the 'real world price' and the bargain 'break-up price' and then blog about their reasons for selling the goods.

Hungry burglar

Is a hungry thief with an appetite for timepieces behind a recent home burglary on Avenue L in Fort Pierce?

Fort Pierce police on Jan. 19 spoke to a 32-year-old woman who said her house in the 1200 block of Avenue L had been burglarized for a third time, a recently released police report states. The perpetrator, she said, came in through a window.

The woman walked through the home with a police officer and she "observed that the suspect had been eating her food and left some of it on top of the oven, including an empty candy jar."

The apparent food burglar is not to be confused with the Hamburglar, the McDonald's character known for his black-and-white outfit, flamboyant, wide-brimmed hat and mask.

"His mission was simply to steal hamburgers," according to an article by Frances Romero on Time.com. "Why? No one really knows."

The exact amount of time the perp spent in the home wasn't immediately clear, but it apparently was enough time to take four timepieces.

The woman said four watches -- two silver, one white and one pink -- were taken.

Tourist video 'shows ghostly Diana'

Paranormal investigators are studying a video said to show a ghostly-looking figure resembling Princess Diana in a stained glass window.

The video was shot in a Glasgow church by Chinese tourists who did not notice the Diana image until they played their holiday video back when they got home.

Paranormal writer Michael Cohen - who was sent the video - said it was one of the "clearest" paranormal images he had come across.

He said: "The footage is currently being examined by myself and other researchers to ascertain if it is a genuine ghost capture.

"It might be a bizarre optical illusion, but then again, it could be a ghost - possibly Princess Diana's.

"Ghosts often appear in places connected to their lives and families. Ghosts might appear to warn individuals, groups and even entire nations of possible impending danger."

The footage is being used in an upcoming TV series on Paranormal mysteries.

101 Things NOT To Say During Sex

1. But everybody looks funny naked!
 2. You woke me up for that?
 3. Did I mention the video camera?
 4. Do you smell something burning?
 5. (in a janitor's closet) And they say romance is dead...
 6. Try breathing through your nose.
 7. A little rug burn ever hurt anyone!
 8. Is that a Medic-Alert Pendant?
 9. Sweetheart, did you lock the back door?
 10. But whipped cream makes me break out.
 11.   Person 1: This is your first time..right?
       Person 2: Yeah.. today
 
 12. (in the No Tell Motel) Hurry up! This room rents by the Hour!
 13. Can you please pass me the remote control?
 14. Do you accept Visa?
 15. ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
 16. On second thought, let's turn off the lights.
 17. And to think- I was really trying to pick up your friend!
 18. So much for mouth-to-mouth.
 19. (using body paint) Try not to leave any stains, okay?
 20. Hope you're as good looking when I'm sober...
 21. (holding a banana) It's just a little trick I learned at the zoo!
 22. Do you get any premium movie channels?
 23. Try not to smear my make-up, will ya!
 24. (preparing to use peanut butter sexually) But I just steam-cleaned
     this couch!
 25. Got any penicillin?
 26. But I just brushed my teeth...
 27. Smile, you're on Candid Camera!
 28. I thought you had the keys to the handcuffs!
 29. I want a baby!
 30. So much for the fulfillment of sexual fantasies!
 31. (in a menage a trois) Why am I doing all the work?
 32. Maybe we should call Dr. Ruth...
 33. Did you know the ceiling needs painting?
 34. I think you have it on backwards.
 35. When is this supposed to feel good?
 36. Put that blender back in the kitchen where it belongs!
 37. You're good enough to do this for a living!
 38. Is that blood on the headboard?
 39. Did I remember to take my pill?
 40. Are you sure I don't know you from somewhere?
 41. I wish we got the Playboy channel...
 42. That leak better be from the waterbed!
 43. I told you it wouldn't work without batteries!
 44. But my cat always sleeps on that pillow..
 45. Did I tell you my Aunt Martha died in this bed?
 46. If you quit smoking you might have more endurance..
 47. No, really... I do this part better myself!
 48. It's nice being in bed with a woman I don't have to inflate!
 49. This would be more fun with a few more people..
 50. You're almost as good as my ex! 
 51. Do you know the definition of statutory rape?
 52. Is that you I smell or is it your mattress stuffed with rotten potatoes?
 53. You look younger than you feel.
 54. Perhaps you're just out of practice.
 55. You sweat more than a galloping stallion!
 56. They're not cracker crumbs, it's just a rash.
 57. Now I know why he/she dumped you...
 58. Does your husband own a sawed-off shotgun?
 59. You give me reason to conclude that foreplay is overrated.
 60. What tampon?
 61. Have you ever considered liposuction?
 62. And to think, I didn't even have to buy you dinner!
 63. What are you planning to make for breakfast?
 64. I have a confession...
 65. I was so horny tonight I would have taken a duck home!
 66. Are those real or am I just behind the times?
 67. Were you by any chance repressed as a child?
 68. Is that a hanging sculpture?
 69. You'll stil vote for me, won't you?
 70. Did I mention my transsexual operation?
 71. I really hate women who actually think sex means something!
 72. Did you come yet, dear?
 73. I'll tell you who I'm fanatasizing about if you tell me who you're
     fantasizing about...
 74. A good plastic surgeon can take care of that in no time!
 75. Does this count as a date?
 76. Oprah Winfrey had a show about men like you!
 77. Hic! I need another beer for this please.
 78. I think biting is romantic- don't you?
 79. Q: You can cook, too right?  A: (Whaddaya think I'm doin'?)
 80. When would you like to meet my parents?
 81. Man: Maybe it would help if I thought about someone I really like...
     Woman: Yourself?
 82. Have you seen "Fatal Attraction"?
 83. Sorry about the name tags, I'm not very good with names.
 84. Don't mind me.. I always file my nails in bed.
 85. (in a phone booth) Do you mind if I make a few phone calls?
 86. I hope I didn't forget to turn the gas oven off. Do you have a light?
 87. Don't worry, my dog's really friendly for a Doberman.
 88. Sorry but I don't do toes!
 89. You could at least ACT like you're enjoying it!
 90. Petroleum jelly or no petroleum jelly, I said NO!
 91. Keep it down, my mother is a light sleeper...
 92. I'll bet you didn't know I work for "The Enquirer".
 93. So that's why they call you MR. Flash!
 94. My old girlfriend used to do it a LOT longer!
 95. Is this a sin too?
 96. I've slept with more women than Wilt Chamberlain!
 97. Hey, when is it going to be my friend's turn?
 98. Long kisses clog my sinuses...
 99. Please understand that I'm only doing this for a raise...
 100. How long do you plan to be "almost there"?
 101. You mean you're NOT my blind date?