TRUE or not so TRUE - Is Sex And The City Really Returning to TV?!

Word fresh from the British tabloids is that Sarah Jessica Parker, Kim Cattrall, Cynthia Nixon and Kristin Davis, along with showrunner and film legacy ruiner Darren Starr, got so peeved at the prospect of an SATC prequel that they're joining forces to stop it the only way they can: by saturating the market and delivering—after quite a hiatus—the seventh season of a show nobody asked for, but would surely watch. (C'mon on, admit it).
But is it really true? Are Carrie and Co. really returning in their grand old dotage to the small screen? Put on your highest Manolos and pour yourself a stiff Cosmo, because this rumor is…

false!

Sarah Jessica Parker's rep flat-out denied the Daily Mail's story to E! News, saying reports the girls would reunite on premium cable were "completely false."