Wednesday 29 February 2012

Blind Date Horror Stories

1) "I met a cute guy on Match.com and we decided to meet for dinner. Things were going well until he said, 'I'm from Staten Island...we don't pump our fists, we pump our chests.' And then he squeezed his pecs." —Kate N.



2) "My friend set me up with a guy who was really into improv. Since I'd taken an improv class in college, we started talking about it. When I mentioned I'm not that great at it, he insisted that we play an improv game—for 30 minutes! In one scene, he even wanted me to pretend to be his mom. Never again." —Anna D.



3) "I recently moved to a new town, and one of my friends insisted on setting me up with this cute guy she knew who was from Austria. He was sweet, and I loved his accent. But things got a little weird when he invited me back to his place and showed off his machete collection. When he started waving one around, I bolted." 
—Brittany W.



4) 
"My best friend kept insisting for months that I meet her cute, single guy friend. Finally, I caved. She was right—he was cute and single…and totally obsessed with my friend. All he did was talk about her. I finally made up an excuse to end the date early after he asked how happy I thought my friend really was with her boyfriend. Ugh." —Sara W.




5) "One guy I was set up with thought it'd be a good idea to meet at a park and go for a walk on a Sunday afternoon. We wandered around, with no clear destination in mind. About half an hour later, I asked if he had thoughts about what to do next, since I knew of a cute outdoor café a little ways up. But before he listened to my suggestion, he started freaking out. He was like 'I'm so stupid! This was such a dumb idea. I knew I should have planned something else. Ugh. I hate myself.' Um, wow." —Kathryn D.


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