The beast from the deep is so badly decayed it cannot be identified.
But according to local reports from Guangdong, in the south-east of the country, it weighed at least 4.5 TONS. (this totally trumps the Brooklyn Bridge Monster discovered last month.)
One fisherman, known only as Hwang (must be the local badass) said he was astonished by the find.
People have flocked to see the creature — despite the fact it's a rotting corpse from the ocean and probably smells like… a rotting corps from the ocean.
It was found tangled in ropes and one theory is fisherman caught it but could not land it as it was so big. OR it's just playing dead - and it's gonna get up and start running after people any second. One of the two.
We don't care what he is, as long as he has friends that willing to give us rides on their backs.
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