Bhahahahahaha...Kardashian's remake Katty Perry's E.T. enjoy!!!
Tuesday, 31 May 2011
Snooki is FREE...FREE I TELL YA, FREE!!!
She treats her neck brace like safe sex, one minute its on the next minute its off.
Elementary students get duped by teacher...into believing they were speaking to GaGa
After they had taken the test, the teacher informed students she KNEW Lady GaGa before she was famous, while interning at MTV together and that she had arranged for the students to meet her over Skype!
Unfortunately, the woman dressed as GaGa, who didn't speak on video, but only typed (due to a microphone "malfunction"), was not GaGa at all!
According to a letter from the school district notifying parents and students of the mistake, their famous speaker had to back out of the commitment just hours before she was scheduled to appear, so the teacher "made arrangements" for an impersonator to take her place.
According to our sources, she WAS NOT scheduled to appear and the teacher IS NOT friends with Lady GaGa, before or after she was famous.
We can only imagine their heartbreak when students at Maugham Elementary in New Jersey found out that the Lady GaGa they thought they had met on Wednesday was an impostor!"(perez hilton)
Poor snooks or NOT lol
Alcohol was NOT a factor, but SPEED was!!!
TMZ spoke with Cassandra Sanchez -- Sean's longtime friend -- who tells us she arrived to Miami Beach with another female friend to ride jet skis with Sean and his buddy on Saturday evening.
Sanchez tells us, "Both jet skis pulled out of the dock at the same time and we were going so fast we just blasted past them. When we turned a corner and crashed ... they were so far behind us they didn't even see us crash."
Sanchez says ... as Sean was racing towards the bridge, she screamed out, "We can't fit under there! Are we going to try and go under there? Sean stop!"
Sanchez tells us ... she believes Sean tried to turn away from the bridge at the last minute ... and
lost control because they were going "REALLY fast."
The next thing Sanchez remembers is waking up in the water in pain. Sanchez says her friends on the other jet ski raced over and tried to help out ... with Sean's buddy trying to position the injured singer so he wouldn't swallow any more water. They all signaled for help until a boat came to the scene to help out.
Sanchez says, "[Sean] was coughing up blood, foam and pink stuff" ... and when he finally opened his eyes, he kept repeating the words, "I'm hurting. I'm hurting"
Sanchez says her ribs and her jaw are still sore -- but overall, she's OK.
As for Sean, Sanchez says "They have a tube down his throat so he can't really talk, but he is lucid and understands what's going on." Sanchez says doctors plan to keep Sean in the hospital for "a couple more weeks."
Monday, 30 May 2011
Snooki goes to Jail....Take 2!!!
We're told no one was injured.
A witness tell TMZ, Snooki smacked her into the back of the patrol car, wedging her ride between the car and a highway protection wall. The witness says JWoww was with her at the time of the crash -- and when she tried to exit the car, she had to go through the window ... because the door was blocked by the wall.
A source connected to the production tells TMZ, although Snooki is in custody ... it is not a formal arrest."
(TMZ)
Pink's belly is getting HUGE :)
The couple arrived in their green '58 Impala convertible - in fact, it looks like Pink was driving. Is she allowed to drive when she's a bajillion months pregnant??
Why even bother asking? Pink can pretty much do anything!
Girl, when ARE you due, btw?? It seems like it's been forevs!" ( Perez Hilton )
Sean Kingston being treated in the trauma unit
Thankfully, however, his condition has now been stabilized!
According to Jorge Pino, spokesman for the Florida Fish and Wildlife Commission:
"Sean was heading west from the MacArthur Causeway and Miami Beach Islands when his personal watercraft collided with the bridge, and he and his female passenger ended up in the water. A good Samaritan tended to the two of them until Miami Beach Fire Rescue arrived and saw there were injuries. Nothing indicates there was alcohol involved. Nine times out of 10, recklessness on the water involving personal watercraft contributes to accidents. That is not necessarily the cause of this one, but we spend a lot of time patrolling the areas looking for violations with jet skis and motor boats."And the singer's publicist, Joseph Carozza, said in the following statement:
"Sean Kingston is now stabilized and has moved from the trauma unit to ICU. Sean's family thanks everyone for their prayers and support during this time."Poor thing!
We're certainly thinking of him during such a frightening time.
Hang in there, buddy! Stay strong!"( Perez Hilton)
The BOUNCE Party Boat!!!!
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Friday, 27 May 2011
HAVE A GREAT WEEKEND :)
Lohan -- You Say I’m Drinking ... You're a Dead Man!
But Lindsay flatly DENIES she had anything to drink -- and her camp is so outraged, they are sending the blog a cease and desist letter demanding that it stay clear of the allegation.
For the record -- Lindsay is claiming ... all she had grilled squid and a coke." (tmz.com)
Reggie Bush ex lover of Kim K. is NOT happy!!!
Reggie is said to be taking the news really hard. So hard, that he even canceled an appearance at the European celebrity car race, Gumball Rally 3000.
An insider says:
"We heard Kim got engaged, so we think that's why [Reggie] didn't turn up. He must be pretty cut up. He sounded like he was, and that was why he didn't make it down. I hope Reggie gets it together for the rally. It'll be just what he needs to get out on the road and party."It's never fun getting the news that an ex is now engaged to someone else. But, he and Kim had so many ups and downs. It's time to let her go, guy." (perez hilton)
HOT OR NOT ?
Justin Bieber plays - GRAB A$$
They've come a long way since their first public peck at the Billboard Music Awards just this past Sunday.
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Call 420-1015 to get your tickets today....I will have yourr shot to pass on buying them and getting them for free with me today in the 5 o'clock hour woot woot!!
Thursday, 26 May 2011
It's what happening lol...check out the new summer line up for ladies.
The CString can be worn under all your favorite clothes:
• Dresses • Skirts • Jeans
The CString can also be worn alone:
• Swimwear • Lingerie
It's Just 'Cause Mom's Hispanic
Either way, it's still all news to her -- Jackie claims she had "no idea" her half-brother was fathered by the Governator until the news broke last week.
But now, Jackie's coming to her mom's defense -- adding, "She's like a superwoman pretty much" ... "My mother does not need to justify herself" (TMZ)
Lindsay Lohan Surrenders -- Begins House Arrest
"Lindsay Lohan is officially confined to her townhouse ... TMZ has learned the actress surrendered to authorities this morning and has begun to serve her house arrest sentence. Lohan arrived to the Lynwood Jail at 5:02 AM this morning to check in -- where she was fitted with an electronic ankle bracelet. She was quickly sent home to her pad in Venice, CA and we're told she'll spend roughly 35 days in confinement.
According to the booking sheet, 24-year-old Lohan was listed at 5'7" and 117 lbs.
The sentence stems from Lohan's legal troubles involving a necklace she allegedly stole from a Venice jeweler. Lohan pled no contest in the case.
In addition to the house arrest, Lohan was also ordered to complete 480 hours of community service – which includes a stint at the L.A. County morgue." (tmz)
According to the booking sheet, 24-year-old Lohan was listed at 5'7" and 117 lbs.
The sentence stems from Lohan's legal troubles involving a necklace she allegedly stole from a Venice jeweler. Lohan pled no contest in the case.
In addition to the house arrest, Lohan was also ordered to complete 480 hours of community service – which includes a stint at the L.A. County morgue." (tmz)
Wednesday, 25 May 2011
BOUNCE listener Mario Allen says his abbs are better then the guys from Jersey Shore!!!
Bhahahaahah Usher - Do your wang hang low
Janet Jackson would be proud." (tmz)
Kim Kardashian goes off the market :(
We're told the stones are all "the highest clarity and color."
Who's ABB'S are better ?
Tuesday, 24 May 2011
Britney and Rihanna's Kiss—Too Hot for TV?
The overly-sensitive watchdog group, the Parents Television Council, is protesting the two singers' performance from the billboard awards.
Here's what they're saying:
"The song title alone reeks of the adult entertainment industry and last night's performance wasn't far from it. What happened in Vegas should have stayed in Vegas, as the saying goes. It certainly has no place at 8:00 pm on the publicly-owned broadcast airwaves."
Lindsay Lohan -- Oops, My Boob Fell Out AGAIN
Lohan had a bigtime photo shoot on the roof of a Miami hotel this weekend -- and in between shots, LiLo had a Janet Jackson moment." (bottom picture) (TMZ)
J.B. goes toppless
Will the Mike Tyson Tattoo stop Hangover 2 from airing?
Warner Bros. released a statement saying, "We are very gratified by the Court’s decision which will allow the highly anticipated film, The Hangover 2, to be released on schedule this week around the world."
Jersey Shore' BRAWL -- Ronnie BEATS UP Situation
Details around the fight are still unclear -- but big surprise ... we're told it all began with a blowout between Ronnie and Sammi." (tmz)
The BOUNCE Party Boat!!!
Friday, 20 May 2011
'The Voice' recap
Is it a coincidence that the two front-runners in this competition -- velvety-voiced Javier Colon and raspy rocker Beverly McClellan -- are both bald? Or is Cee Lo sending mind-control beams into the other judges' brains, forcing them to vote for his fellow cue balls? Clearly, Adam Levine has fallen under Cee Lo's spell. At one point he seemed almost offended by the folically rich showdown between big-afro'd Tje Austin and plentifully bearded Nakia on Team Cee Lo. "So much hair!" Levine exclaimed. "So much hair flyin' around!"
If overly wild coiffure wasn't going to win anyone over, overly wild voices weren't either. During the practice rounds, the judges spent most of their time trying to get contestants to simplify their performances – which meant less gospel-ready vocal runs, less forehead-vein-popping power-singing, less time spent ascending from the upper register into an upper-upper register that only special hummingbirds can hear, less jumping around stage, waving one's arms upward in a "make some noise" gesture just to get the judges' attention.
This lesson was first driven home by Cee Lo, who chastised Nakia for always opting for three giant Joe Cocker-style ahh-ahhs when one will do. "One thing I don't suggest is soul by the numbers," Cee Lo cautioned. "Those type of inflections need to be honest." When Nakia battled Tje on Ne Yo's "Closer," he took that advice, blasting sweet-pipes Tje away with a guttural growl that felt real. Nakia won, though Tje got the best compliment: "Your whole package is nice," said Christina. Then realizing what she'd just implied, she collapsed into giggles. We think she made Tje blush. Granted, Blake Shelton didn't help tone anything down when he pitted not two but three contestants against one another, and chose a song primed for an over-the-top battle: "Ain't No Mountain High Enough." As alt-rocker Jared Blake challenged newlywed folk duo Elenowen (a.k.a. Josh and Nicole), Shelton briefly lost his patience. "This is not happening here," he said. "Everyone's trying to out-sing each other." In a round that was all about scaling things down, Jared proved that one artfully bandana'd dude can take out two harmonizing lovebirds with the sheer force of his grunge angst -- even if he's singing a song by the not-so-grunge Marvin Gaye. "I love it that this was just so wrong for you, Jared," Adam Levine marveled. Blake Shelton agreed, and sent the lovebirds home to Nicole's parents' basement, where they'll be free to harmonize with Mom and Dad.
Team Levine's showdown was by far the saddest. Even Angela Wolf knew she was outmatched when paired with Javier Colon. "He's probably the best singer in this entire competition," she said, smiling, with a lower lip that may or may not have been quivering a little. When the two approached "Stand By Me," Coach Levine warned them, "It's so simple, it's like a nursery rhyme. I want you to sing less."
Poor Angela couldn't have sung any less. Javier -- the reigning king of reality TV R&B, who's already got our vote for winning this whole competition -- could've out-sung her if he had to throw his voice through a ventriloquist dummy. Levine picked him, and Blake Shelton loved him -- maybe a little too much. "There is an extremely beautiful girl on stage right now, but all I could do was sit here and go … Javier…," he said, batting his eyelashes at Colon. When Javier joked that the comment made him feel strange, Shelton responded. "Imagine how I feel." Oh, Blake Shelton. First the Shania scandal, and now this? Stop driving your gay fans crazy!
The grand finale belonged to Javier's biggest competition, Beverly, who wrestled a highly-prized "hey-eeey!" from Christina with her raw treatment of the Who's "Baba O’Riley" (a.k.a. "Teenage Wasteland"). Justin Grennan didn’t have a chance against her. When Carson Daly introduced them, he pitted "high-rise window installer" Justin against "wild rocker" Beverly, making it clear who was going to win this one. When Christina cautioned Justin to take his singing down a few octaves, Beverly tried to play it cool. "Confidence can sometimes be cockiness, and I don't want to get the two mixed up here," she said. But it certainly looked like cockiness that grabbed Justin by the leather jacket (hey, at least he tried to rock!) and used him to mop up the sweat pouring down Beverly's brow as she Janis Joplin-ed her way through the song, tearing it a new high note.
"You stole it, you owned it, and then you sold it!" cried Cee Lo to Bev. The heavily tattooed singer with a voice as subtle as a fireplace lighter? She totally brought down the whole boxing ring. So, yeah, less might be more. But sometimes more is more-er.
Team Levine's showdown was by far the saddest. Even Angela Wolf knew she was outmatched when paired with Javier Colon. "He's probably the best singer in this entire competition," she said, smiling, with a lower lip that may or may not have been quivering a little. When the two approached "Stand By Me," Coach Levine warned them, "It's so simple, it's like a nursery rhyme. I want you to sing less."
Poor Angela couldn't have sung any less. Javier -- the reigning king of reality TV R&B, who's already got our vote for winning this whole competition -- could've out-sung her if he had to throw his voice through a ventriloquist dummy. Levine picked him, and Blake Shelton loved him -- maybe a little too much. "There is an extremely beautiful girl on stage right now, but all I could do was sit here and go … Javier…," he said, batting his eyelashes at Colon. When Javier joked that the comment made him feel strange, Shelton responded. "Imagine how I feel." Oh, Blake Shelton. First the Shania scandal, and now this? Stop driving your gay fans crazy!
The grand finale belonged to Javier's biggest competition, Beverly, who wrestled a highly-prized "hey-eeey!" from Christina with her raw treatment of the Who's "Baba O’Riley" (a.k.a. "Teenage Wasteland"). Justin Grennan didn’t have a chance against her. When Carson Daly introduced them, he pitted "high-rise window installer" Justin against "wild rocker" Beverly, making it clear who was going to win this one. When Christina cautioned Justin to take his singing down a few octaves, Beverly tried to play it cool. "Confidence can sometimes be cockiness, and I don't want to get the two mixed up here," she said. But it certainly looked like cockiness that grabbed Justin by the leather jacket (hey, at least he tried to rock!) and used him to mop up the sweat pouring down Beverly's brow as she Janis Joplin-ed her way through the song, tearing it a new high note.
"You stole it, you owned it, and then you sold it!" cried Cee Lo to Bev. The heavily tattooed singer with a voice as subtle as a fireplace lighter? She totally brought down the whole boxing ring. So, yeah, less might be more. But sometimes more is more-er.
What do the ladies love JB ?
The Biebs knows what his lady fans want and that's anything Bieber related!
So Justin is releasing a perfume for the ladies called Someday.
Kelly Rowland Joining UK X Factor
She'll be replacing Dannii Minogue, who backed out of the show after she had scheduling conflicts with Australia's Got Talent, and will be joining Tulisa Constavolos from N-Dubz and Take That's Gary Barlow as the third judge.
She's said to be getting some mega bucks in a deal that will be signed sometime this week.
Kelly expressed her excitement for joining the show:" (Perez Hilton)
"The X Factor is an amazing show. I love Simon because he's so honest. Everything he says I agree with. I don't know what kind of judge I'll be."
Sad day for wrestling fans!!!
Earlier this month, Savage celebrated his 1-year anniversary with his new wife Lynn.
Savage was 58.
Macho Man began wrestling in the WWF in 1985 and became a superstar with his trademark catchphrase "Ooooooh Yeaahhhhh." Savage was so popular, he became the spokesperson for Slim Jim in the mid '90s ... and became virtually synonymous with the brand.
Thursday, 19 May 2011
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